Brinasty 2026 1st & 2nd Round Mock Draft

*Side Note*- Just doing this for fun as an outsider perspective, this is not to say who you should take but just to give you some thoughts and hype up the rookie draft

Full Brinasty Draft Order

Round 1

1. Texas ToughTits
2. Bethlehem Betslips
3. Brooklyn Bacalas
4. Washington Redskins (Via Dodge City)
5. Washington Redskins
6. San Diego ThundaNutz (Via Bronx)
7. Philly Piends
8. Chicago Scoregasm
9. San Diego ThundaNutz
10. New Jersey Hurts

Round 2

1. Texas ToughTits
2. San Diego ThundaNutz (Via Bethlehem)
3. Brooklyn Bacalas
4. Dodge City Finger Guns
5. Washington Redskins
6. San Diego ThundaNutz (Via Bronx)
7. Philly Piends
8. Chicago Scoregasm
9. Dodge City Finger Guns (Via San Diego)
10. New Jersey Hurts

Round 3

1. Texas ToughTits
2. Bethlehem Betslips
3. Brooklyn Bacalas
4. Dodge City Finger Guns
5. Washington Redskins
6. Bronx Burrow Chasers
7. Philly Piends
8. San Diego ThundaNutz (Via Chicago)
9. Bethlehem Betslips (Via San Diego)
10. New Jersey Hurts

Round 4

1. Texas ToughTits
2. Bethlehem Betslips
3. Brooklyn Bacalas
4. Dodge City Finger Guns
5. Washington Redskins
6. Bronx Burrow Chasers
7. Philly Piends
8. Chicago Scoregasm
9. San Diego ThundaNutz
10. New Jersey Hurts

Draft Capitol By Franchise

• Texas ToughTits
  • 1st, 11th, 21st & 31st Overall Picks
• Bethlehem Betslips
  • 2nd, 22nd, 29th & 32nd Overall Picks
• Brooklyn Bacalas
  • 3rd, 13th, 23rd & 33rd Overall Picks
• Dodge City Finger Guns
  • 14th, 19th, 24th & 34th Overall Picks
• Washington Redskins
  • 4th, 5th, 15th, 25th & 35th Overall Picks
• Bronx Burrow Chasers
  • 26th & 36th Overall Picks
• Philly Piends
  • 7th, 17th, 27th & 37th Overall Picks
• Chicago Scoregasm
  • 8th, 18th, & 38th Overall Picks
• San Diego ThundaNutz
  • 6th, 9th, 12th, 16th, 28th & 39th Overall Picks
• New Jersey Hurts
  • 10th, 20th, 30th & 40th Overall Picks

2026 2-Round Mock Draft

1.01: Texas ToughTitz Select RB Jeremiyah Love (Cardinals)

After a 3-11 season, Texas officially secured themselves with the #1 Overall Pick in the 2026 Brinasty Draft. Maybe the easiest pick to make, as a selection of RB J. Love, whose draft capital of 3rd Overall speaks volume alone, will immediately step into the staring RB role on the team. He’ll be pairing himself with RB James Cook, as an impressive dynasty duo for the future.

1.02: Bethlehem Betslips Select WR Carnell Tate (Titans)

As a member with Bethlethem in different dynasty league, the one thing I can say about this pick is that it’s very…unpredictable. One of the Betslips strengths is definitely it’s WR depth, which makes this pick certainly in contention to select RB Jadarian Price from Seattle. However, the 1.02 for Price could be considered “early”, while it’s hard to pass on the draft capitol and pure volume Tate will receive in Tennessee, and it could be an easier path to trade one of those WRs for an RB while still adding Tate.

1.03: Brooklyn Bacala’s Select WR Jordan Tyson (Saints)

RB David Montgomery’s departure from Detroit created some pretty solid depth for Brooklyn, and in my opinion this team has a core of 3 strong RB’s (Gibbs, Hall, Monty) and 3 strong WR’s (Pickens, McMillan, Wilson) for 2026 that allows them to just take the overall best player on the board, and this case being WR J. Tyson. Adding Tyson adds some FLEX vulnerability, especially after the news that Travis Hunter will play more CB. TE Kenyon Sadiq could be in play here, but the Kraft/Kincaid Duo could be enough to go a different route.

1.04: Washington Redskins Select RB Jadarian Price (Seahawks)

This first of two back-to-back picks for Washington, 4th Overall this teams selects the 2nd RB taken in the 1st Round in Jadarian Price of the Seattle Seahawks. The only true “need” I see in this team is a RB3 to go behind the strong dyansty duo of Jeanty & Achane, as Price could compete with RB RJ Harvey to start in the Flex role every week. Charbonnet isn’t projected to return till late November, and Price could run away with the backfield in the time he’s out.

1.05: Washington Redskins Select WR Makai Lemon (Eagles)

As a team called the “Washington Redskins” I’m sure they’re not ecstatic to select a Philadelphia Wide Receiver, but this selection makes too much sense. I debated QB Fernando Mendoza here just to give the team a solid trio of QB options, but pairing WR M. Lemon with starting QB Jalen Hurts makes for too strong of a potential QB/WR stack to pass up on.

1.06: San Diego ThundaNutz Select TE Kenyon Sadiq (Jets)

With the most selections in the 2026 draft, including two first round picks, San Diego could go a number of ways with this pick. After trading away TE Tyler Warren, adding the TE of the draft could be nice fit for the ThundaNutz. I think Sadiq’s real value lies in 2027 (When the Jets finally get a QB) and could allow the team to see what they can get out of some TE’s such as O. Gadsden until Sadiq is consistent on a fantasy level.

1.07: Philly Piends Select WR KC Concepcion (Browns)

From this pick on, the board could really go anyway. Philly held onto all their 2026 Draft Capitol, and at the 7th Pick select Browns WR KC Concepcion. This was a tough pick to navigate, as the team’s top need would be a RB2 to pair up with Saquan Barkley, but 7th Overall feels too high to select a Day 3 RB such as Singleton. This feels like a perfect trade down spot, but if they stick with the pick and go best available, Concepcion is the guy.

1.08: Chicago Scoregasm Selects WR Omar Cooper Jr. (Jets)

For Starters, Chicago’s RB room is insane. I can tell you right now they’re not taking one here at the 8th pick. I definitely think this could be a TE Spot, with TE Eli Stowers on the board to backup/compete with Jake Ferguson, or even a QB spot with 3 “older” QB’s on the roster. But Chicago sticks with a WR pick and selects a 1st Round talent in Cooper Jr.

1.09: San Diego ThundaNutz Select WR De’Zhaun Stribling (49ers)

The 2nd of San Diego’s two first round picks, WR De’Zhaun Stribling goes off the board. Cooper Jr typically could be on board here in most drafts, but I doubt after selecting K.Sadiq the ThundaNutz want to double up on the Jets. The 49ers selected Stribling 33rd Overall after trading down multiple times, showing he can be a focus of the offense with Mike Evans, especially with the expected Aiyuk departure.

1.10: New Jersey Hurts Selects TE Eli Stowers

The reigning champs don’t really have a top positional need, which could allow them to just take best available here, but Stowers makes too much sense. After Kittle’s injury, New Jersey can pair up Stowers with Goedert on their roster, guaranteeing themselves the Philadelphia TE Room.

2.01: Texas ToughTits Select QB Fernando Mendoza (Raiders)

11th Overall feels like a fall for Mendoza, but in a 1 QB league and no team having a true need for QB he lands in Texas. Mendoza immediately becomes the QB2 on the depth chart behind Lamar Jackson.

2.02: San Diego ThundaNutz Select RB Nicholas Singleton (Titans)

I still think this is high for Singleton, but after taking a WR & TE with the first two selections, San Diego has some room to take a big swing and add to the RB Room.

2.03: Brooklyn Bacala’s Select WR Denzel Boston (Browns)

The 2nd Round could go a million different ways, their no real order like previous rookie drafts. Brooklyn doubles up on WR’s and takes a flyer on Denzel Boston emerging in Cleveland.

2.04: Dodge City Finger Guns Select WR Antonio Williams (Commanders)

The first selection for Dodge City in the 2026 Draft, WR Antionio Williams provides the highest volume versus the rest of the board and adds some WR depth behind Jefferson and Higgins.

2.05: Washington Redskins Select RB Jonah Coleman (Broncos)

Washington makes this pick easy and pairs RB Jonah Coleman with RJ Harvey to secure the Denver Backfield.

2.06: San Diego ThundaNutz Selects WR Germie Bernard (Steelers)

Sometimes good players fall later then they should, and I think this would be the case for Bernard here. San Diego pairs Bernard with Pittman in Pittsburgh and adds their 2nd WR of the draft.

2.07: Philly Piends Select WR Chris Bell (Dolphins)

Another spot where the team might prefer an RB, but it’s hard to justify any here after the Top 4 have already went. Philly takes the shot on getting the WR1 in Miami.

2.08: Chicago Scoregasm Select QB Ty Simpson (Rams)

The Matthew Stafford team lands his successor; Simpson sits on the taxi squad until he takes over as the main guy in McVay’s offense.

2.09: Dodge City Finger Guns Select TE Max Klare (Rams)

Dodge City’s 2nd selection of 2nd Round lands TE Max Klare from the Rams. This team has TE Brock Bowers, but no true backup outside of him. DC takes the risk on Klare becoming a big piece of McVay’s Offense.

2.10: New Jersey Hurts Selects WR Chris Brazzell II (Panthers)

Theres about 10 different WR’s that could go in this spot. Brazzell feels like the safest one of the bunch.